On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
and she was petting her beer can
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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