we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Quick, to the slutcave!
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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