His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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