I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Life is so much better after having sex.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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