ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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