: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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