I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
how drunk are you?
Several
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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