He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you win again, gameday.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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