Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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