i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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