I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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