So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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