But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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