I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Can you repeat that, but with context?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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