There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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