Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
third nipple confirmed
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
And then my night got REAL pukey
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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