Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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