So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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