Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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