Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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