I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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