Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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