and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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