All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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