I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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