I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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