its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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