Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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