I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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