Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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