For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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