id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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