you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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