Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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