So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
jump out the window naked night went bad
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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