Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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