OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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