I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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