I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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