she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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