Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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