At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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