lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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