Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
ok first of all what the fuck
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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