you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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