one might say we're banned from that church
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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