The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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