Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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