Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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