I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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