I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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