so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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