The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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