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she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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